Why you should travel with kids

This is why its fun to travel with kids.

Diva and me driving someplace.
Me: Look there, do you think thats a guy or a girl?
Diva: Where?
Me: That bike in front of us, the person with the ponytail
Diva (1 microsecond later): Its a girl
Diva (1 microsecond later): Its a boy
Diva (1 microsecond later): I dont know
Diva (5 seconds later): Lets find out
Me: How?
Diva: Go in front
Me: And then?
Diva: We will check
Me (suspicously): Check what?
Diva (matter of factly): The face, mamma.
Me: (Thank God!)